Mean Girls Then We Spoke Again
Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't simply ask people why they're white.
Karen: On Wednesdays we wear pinkish!
Cady: [narrating] Calling somebody else fat won't brand you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't brand yous any smarter. And ruining Regina George'due south life definitely didn't brand me whatsoever happier. All you can practise in life is effort to solve the problem in front end of y'all.
Gretchen: That is then fetch!
Regina: Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! Information technology's not going to happen!
Educatee: Dainty wig, Janis. What's it fabricated of?
Janis: Your mom's chest hair!
[trying to avoid plans with Regina]
Karen: I tin can't exit.
[faux coughs softly]
Karen: I'thou sick.
Regina: Boo, you whore!
Karen: Gretchen, I'm lamentable I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles.
[beat]
Karen: And I'm sad for telling everyone about it.
[beat]
Karen: And I'thou sorry for repeating it at present.
[Mr. Duvall is introducing Cady to the form]
Mr. Duvall: Her name is Cady. Cady Heron. Where are you, Cady?
Cady: That's me. It'south pronounced like Katie.
Mr. Duvall: My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I telephone call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I call back about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.
[seeing all the girls fighting]
Mr. Duvall: Hell, no. I did *not* leave the S Side for this!
[hits fire alarm with a baseball bat]
Autobus Carr: Don't have sexual practice, because you will go meaning and die! Don't take sex in the missionary position, don't take sex continuing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.
Karen: Y'all know who'due south looking fine this night? Seth Mosakowski.
Gretchen: Okay, you lot did not merely say that.
Karen: What? He's a good kisser.
Gretchen: He's your cousin.
Karen: Yes, only he's my kickoff cousin.
Gretchen: Correct.
Karen: So, you have your cousins, and so you take your showtime cousins, and so you have your second cousins...
Gretchen: No, love, uh-uh.
Karen: That'south not right, is it?
Gretchen: That is and then non right.
Janis: [to the female student torso] Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. And then, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her that it would be fun to mess up Regina George'southward life. Then I had her pretend to be friends with Regina, and then she would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the impaired stuff Regina said. And we gave these candy bar things that would make her gain weight, and then we turned her best friends against her. And so... Oh yeah, Cady - you know my friend Cady? She made out with her boyfriend, and nosotros convinced him to break up with her. Oh, God, and we gave her foot foam instead of confront wash.
[to Regina]
Janis: God! I am so pitiful Regina. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big *lesbian* crush on you lot! Suck on *that*! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!
Crying Girl: [reading from paper] I wish we could all get along like we used to in center school... I wish I could broil a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would swallow and be happy...
[about to cry]
Damian: [shouting from dorsum] She doesn't fifty-fifty go here!
Ms. Norbury: Exercise you lot even go to this school?
Crying Girl: No... I only have a lot of feelings...
Ms. Norbury: Ok become home...
[girl walks off stage]
Ms. Norbury: Adjacent!
Shane Sultanate of oman: Why are y'all eating a Kalteen bar?
Regina: I'thou starving.
Shane Sultanate of oman: Homo, I detest those things. Coach Carr makes us swallow those when nosotros want to move up a weight class.
Regina: What?
Shane Oman: They make yous gain weight like crazy.
Regina: Motherf -
[she spits out the bite of the bar that she was chewing, and then she lets out a high-pitched scream]
Regina: Aaaaaaaah!
[Damien is in the Daughter'south Bathroom]
Brusque Girl: Hey, get out of here.
Damian: Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!
Regina: Why don't I know y'all?
Cady: I'yard new. I just moved here from Africa.
Regina: What?
Cady: I used to be habitation-schooled.
Regina: Wait... what?
Cady: My mom taught me at habitation...
Regina: No, I know what domicile-school is, I'm not retarded! So you've actually never been to a existent school before? Shut up! Close up!
Cady: I didn't say annihilation.
Gretchen: Regina, we have to talk to you.
Regina: Is butter a carb?
Cady: [Rudely] Yep.
Gretchen: Regina, you're wearing sweatpants. It'southward Monday.
Regina: Then...?
Karen: Then that's confronting the rules, and y'all can't sit with us.
Regina: Whatever. Those rules aren't real.
Karen: They were real that twenty-four hour period I wore a vest!
Regina: Because that vest was disgusting!
Gretchen: You can't sit down with u.s.!
Regina: [pause] These sweatpants are all that fits me right now.
Regina: [subsequently being ignored] Fine! You can walk dwelling house, bitches.
Cady: Oh, god.
Janis: You dirty little liar!
Cady: I'm sorry, I can explain.
Janis: Explain how yous forgot to invite us to your political party?
Damian: Janis, I cannot stop this car. I have a curfew.
Cady: Yous know I couldn't invite you. I had to pretend to be plastic.
Janis: Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic. Common cold, shiny, hard plastic.
Damian: Curfew, one:00 AM, it is now 1:x.
Janis: Did yous have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, heed to awesome music, and and so just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?
Cady: You know what? You're the i who made me similar this so you could utilise me for your 8th grade revenge!
Janis: God! See, at to the lowest degree me and Regina George know nosotros're hateful! You endeavour to human action so innocent similar, "Oh, I use to alive in Africa with all the little birdies, and the footling monkeys!"
Cady: You know what! It'south not my fault you're similar, in love with me, or something!
Janis: What?
Damian: Oh, no, she did not!
Janis: See? That's the thing with you plastics. You think everybody is in love with you when really, everybody HATES yous! Similar, Aaron Samuels, for case, he broke upwards with Regina and guess what? He even so doesn't want you! So why are you still messing with Regina, Cady? I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl! You lot're a bowwow! Hither. You can accept this. It won a prize.
[Damian drives abroad with Janis, yelling out the window]
Damian: And I want my pink shirt back! I desire my pink shirt back!
Ms. Norbury: Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?
[she watches all students and teachers heighten easily]
Gretchen: Why should Caesar simply get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed nether his big anxiety? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just every bit smart equally Caesar, people totally like Brutus but every bit much every bit they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is most! We should totally only STAB CAESAR!
Cady: [voiceover] Gretchen Wieners had cracked.
Damian: [reading Cady's grade schedule] Health, Spanish... y'all're taking twelfth Grade Calculus?
Cady: Yeah, I similar math.
Damian: Eww. Why?
Cady: Considering it's the same in every country.
Damian: That's beautiful.
[to Janis]
Damian: This girl is deep.
Bethany Byrd: [to Mr. Duvall] Somebody wrote in that book that I'yard lying nearly being a virgin, 'cause I employ super-jumbo tampons, only I can't aid it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-fix vagina!
Regina: Oh my God, I love your brim! Where did you get it?
Lea Edwards: Information technology was my mom's in the '80s.
Regina: Vintage, and then adorable.
Lea Edwards: Thanks.
Regina: [afterward girl walks away] That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen.
Janis: [reading list the major cliques in loftier school] You got your freshmen, ROTC guys, preps, J.Five. jocks, Asian nerds, Cool Asians, Varsity jocks Unfriendly blackness hotties, Girls who eat their feelings, Girls who don't consume annihilation, Desperate wannabes, Burnouts, Sexually active band geeks,
[a moving-picture show of herself and Damian come on screen]
Janis: the greatest people yous volition ever meet, and the worst. Beware of plastics.
Mrs. George: [serving the Plastics fruit drinks] Hey, you guys! Happy hour is from iv to vi!
Cady: Um, is at that place alcohol in this?
Mrs. George: Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of female parent do you think I am? Why, exercise you want a niggling scrap? Because if yous're going to potable I'd rather yous do it in the house.
Karen: Why are you lot dressed so scary?
Cady: It's Halloween.
Regina: I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.
Karen: Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna get to taco bell?
Regina: I tin't go to taco bong, I'm on an all-carb nutrition. GOD Karen you're so stupid!
[Regina leaves, Gretchen follows]
Gretchen: Wait, Regina! Talk to me!
Regina: No 1 understands me...
Gretchen: I understand you lot!
[Regina & Gretchen's voices fade out]
Cady: You're non stupid, Karen.
Karen: No, I am actually. I'm failing almost everything!
Cady: Well... in that location must be something yous're skillful at.
Karen: I can stick my whole fist in my rima oris! Wanna encounter?
Cady: No no no... Anything else?
Karen: Well... I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.
Cady: What do yous mean?
Karen: It's similar I take ESPN or something. My breasts tin can ever tell when it's going to rain.
Cady: Really? That's amazing.
Karen: Well... they can tell when it's raining.
Damian: [delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? Four for you, Glenn Coco! Yous go, Glenn Coco. And uh... "Caddy" Heron. Do we accept a "Caddy" Heron hither?
Cady: It's Cady.
Damian: Oh Cady, here you get, one for y'all... And none for Gretchen Wieners, farewell.
Ms. Norbury: [after implying that an elderly biker is her boyfriend] I'm kidding. Sometimes older people make jokes too.
Damian: My grandma takes her wig off when she'southward drunk.
Ms. Norbury: Your grandmother and I have that in common.
Regina: Get in loser, we're going shopping.
Karen: God. My hips are huge!
Gretchen: Oh please. I detest my calves.
Regina: At to the lowest degree you guys can wear halters. I've got man shoulders.
Cady: [voiceover] I used to call up there was just fat and skinny. Just obviously there'south lots of things that can be wrong on your body.
Gretchen: My hairline is so weird.
Regina: My pores are huge.
Karen: My nail beds suck.
[suspension. All await at Cady]
Cady: I take really bad breath in the morning time.
Karen: Ew!
Coach Carr: At your age, yous're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to desire to accept off your dress, and touch each other. Simply if you do bear on each other, you *will* get chlamydia... and die.
Damian: [reading the entry on himself from the Fire Book] "Too gay to office?"
Janis: That'due south merely okay when *I* say it!
[Gretchen arrives at Karen'south firm, dressed in a cat adjust with cat ears. Karen's in a skimpy short dress]
Gretchen: What are y'all supposed to be?
[Points to her headband]
Karen: I'thou a MOUSE. DUH.
Gretchen: [reading from the Burn down Volume] Trang Pak is a grotsky, little byotch.
Regina: Still truthful.
Gretchen: Dawn Schweitzer is a fatty virgin.
Regina: Still half-truthful.
Karen: Amber D'Alessio . She made out with a hot domestic dog.
Gretchen: Janis Ian-DYKE.
Karen: [pointing to Damien in background of picture] Hey, who is that?
Gretchen: I think it's that kid, Damien.
Cady: Yeah, he's well-nigh besides gay to function.
[Karen & Gretchen chuckle]
Regina: That's funny, put that in in that location.
Cady: And they have this book, this burn volume, where they write mean things about all the girls in our grade.
Janis: What does information technology say about me?
Cady: [lying, considering the volume describes Janis equally a dyke] You're not in information technology.
Janis: Those bitches!
Mr. Duvall: Never in my fourteen years equally an educator have I seen such beliefs. And from young ladies. I've got parents calling me on the telephone and asking, ?Did someone get shot?. I oughta cancel your Bound Fling.
[all girls shout, no, and whisper among themselves]
Mr. Duvall: At present, I'yard non gonna do that because we've already paid the DJ, but don't think I'm not taking this book seriously. Passenger vehicle Carr has fled schoolhouse property. Ms. Norbury has been accused of selling drugs. Now what the young ladies in this form need is an attitude makeover. And you're going to get it, right at present. I don't care how long it takes. I volition keep y'all hither all dark.
Joan the Secretary: We can't keep them past 4.
Mr. Duvall: I will keep you here until four.
Mrs. George: I just want you lot to know, if you ever need anything, don't exist shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I'm not similar a *regular* mom, I'm a *absurd* mom.
Cady: Regina said she'll talk to Aaron. And now she is. How can Janis hate her? She's such a proficient... SLUT!
Regina: Cady, practise yous even know who sings this?
Cady: Um... the Spice Girls?
Regina: I beloved her. She's like a Martian!
Cady: [after humiliating Regina] Wait Regina, I didn't hateful for this to happen!
Regina: To find out that everyone hates me? I don't care!
Cady: Wait Regina, only listen!
Regina: No! Practice yous know what everyone says about yous behind your dorsum? Hmm? They say that y'all're a homeschooled jungle freak, that's a less hot version of me! Yeah, so don't try to human activity so innocent! You can take that simulated apology, and shove information technology right up your hairy c...
[Regina gets hitting by a bus]
Cady: Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front end a passenger vehicle, so that's not adept.
Cady: [voiceover] Halloween is the one nighttime a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls tin say anything about it.
Janis: Cold, Shiny, Hard, PLASTIC.
Janis: That one in that location, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls yous will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last yr.
Damian: She asked me how to spell orangish.
[Cady snickers]
Janis: That footling one, that'due south Gretchen Wieners.
Damian: She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.
Janis: Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's concern, she knows everything about everyone.
Damian: That'southward why her pilus is and then big, it'due south full of secrets.
Janis: And evil takes a homo class in Regina George. Don't be fooled considering she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, only in reality, she'south so much more than that.
Damian: She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.
Gretchen: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... simply I can't assist information technology that I'thou popular.
Karen: There'due south a thirty% adventure that information technology's already raining!
Cady: Hey!
Regina: Why were you lot talking to Janis Ian?
Cady: I don't know, I mean, she's so weird, she just, you know, came upwardly to me and started talking to me about crack.
Regina: She'southward then pathetic. Allow me tell you something almost Janis Ian. We were all-time friends in middle schoolhouse. I know, right? Information technology'southward and so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my offset boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but so he moved to Indiana, and Janis was similar, weirdly jealous of him. Similar, if I would accident her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd exist like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you lot so obsessed with me?" So and so, for my birthday political party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I tin't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I hateful I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. At that place were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. And then then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she'south on crack.
Gretchen: [to Cady] If only you knew how mean she really is... You'd know that I'm not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yes! Two years ago she told me hoops earrings were *her* affair and I wasn't allowed to vesture them anymore. And then for Hannakuh my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend similar I didn't even similar them and... it was then lamentable. And you know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she'south doing SAT prep but really she'southward hooking upwardly with Shane Oman in the projection room above the auditorium! I never told everyone that considering I am *such* a skilful friend!
[begins to cry]
Homeschooled Male child: And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, then that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.
Jason: [reading from the Burn Book] Trang Pak made out with Coach Carr! And so did Sun Jin Dinh!
Trang Pak: [in Vietnamese] You little slut!
Sun Jin Dinh: You're the slut!
[both start swearing in Vietnamese]
Mr. Duvall: Coach Carr, footstep away from the underage girls!
Regina George: She thinks she's gonna have a party and not invite me? Who does she think she is?
Shane Oman: You're right, hon.
Regina George: I like *invented* her, y'all know what I mean?
Jessica Lopez: I don't hate you lot cuz yo' fat... yo' fatty cuz I detest you!
[dives backwards in her wheelchair into the crowd of girls]
Bethany Byrd: Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying almost being a virgin because I use super colossal tampons... but I tin't assistance information technology if I've got a heavy menstruation and a wide fix vagina!
Mr. Duvall: Yeah, I can't do this.
Joan the Secretary: And finally, the nominees for 'Bound Fling Queen'! Regina George...
[form applauds]
Joan the Secretary: Gretchen Weiners.
[grade applauds and Gretchen responds breathlessly]
Joan the Secretarial assistant: Janis Ian.
[class applauds]
Regina: [confused] What is happening to the earth?
Janis: Damien!
[Janis shoves Damien]
Damian: I couldn't aid myself!
Joan the Secretary: And finally, Cady Heron!
[class applauds]
Cady: Damien? You put me in there, also? That'south not function of the programme!
Damian: I didn't put you in in that location...
Cady: [surprised] You mean I'yard really nominated?
Janis: What is that smell?
Cady: Oh, Regina gave me some perfume.
Janis: You olfactory property similar a infant prostitute.
Cady: Thanks.
[Janis sprays deodorant at Cady]
Cady: Regina seems... sweetness!
Janis: Regina George is not sugariness! She's a scum-sucking road whore, she ruined my life!
Janis: Why didn't they just keep home schooling you lot?
Cady: They wanted me to get socialized.
Damian: Oh, you'll get socialized all correct, a little slice like yous.
Cady: What are you talking about?
Janis: You're a regulation hottie.
Cady: What?
Damian: Own it.
Damian: Oh, my God! I dear this song!
Janis: I detest this song.
Cady: I *know* this song!
Ms. Norbury: Ok, so we're all here 'cause of this book, correct? Well, I don't know who wrote this volume, but you all have got to stop calling each other sluts and whores. It just makes it ok for guys to call y'all sluts and whores. Who here has ever been called a slut?
[Karen enhance her hand proudly]
Ms. Norbury: [Joan the Secretary heighten her hand shyly]
Mrs. George: [as Regina and her boyfriend are making out on Regina's bed] Tin I get y'all guys anything? Some snacks? A rubber? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.
Kevin Gnapoor: [rapping] Yo, yo, yo. All you sucka MC'due south own't got aught on me, from my grades to my rhymes you tin can't affect Kevin M. I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred but forget what you heard I'yard like James Bond the third. Shaken not stirred I'one thousand Kevin Gnapoor. The G's silent when I sneak in your door. I make beloved to your adult female on the bathroom floor. I don't play like Shaggy, y'all'll know information technology was me, cuz the next time you run into her she'll exist like "ohhh Kevin G."
[repeated line]
Regina: I know, right?
Damian: She always looks trigger-happy. She ever wins Spring Fling Queen.
Janis: Who cares?
Damian: I care. Every year the seniors through this dance for the underclassmen chosen the Spring Fling. And whosoever is elected King and Queen automatically become head of the Student Activities Commission and since I am an active member of the Student Activities Committee, I would safely say, I care.
Janis: Wow, Damian, you've truely out-gayed yourself.
[Cady laughs]
Karen: [after being dumped by Aaron, Regina is crying and holding hands with Gretchen and Karen in her sleeping accommodation] Did he say why?
Regina: [sniffling] Somebody told him about Shane Sultanate of oman.
Karen: Who?
Regina: He said some guy on the baseball team.
Karen: Baseball team?
Regina: I gave him EVERYTHING. I was half a virgin when I met him!
Karen: Y'all desire to do something fun?
[looks enlightened]
Karen: You desire to go to Taco Bong?
Regina: I Tin can'T Get TO TACO Bong, I'Chiliad ON AN ALL-CARB Nutrition. God, Karen, you are SO stupid!
[stomps off]
Regina: Ma'am, do you have this in the side by side size up?
Saleslady: Sorry, nosotros only behave sizes ane, 3, and five. You could endeavor Sears.
[last lines]
Cady: [voiceover] Finally, Daughter Earth was at peace.
Damian: Hey, check it out. Junior Plastics.
Cady: [voiceover] And if whatever freshmen tried to disturb that peace, well, let'south just say we knew how to take care of it.
[Imagines Junior Plastics being hitting past a bus]
Cady: [voiceover] Just kidding.
Regina: [referring to Cady's bracelet made in Africa] I love it!
Gretchen: So Fetch!
Regina: What is fetch?
Gretchen: Oh, information technology'south like slang, from... England.
Gretchen: [in her English language grade essay, afterward being humiliated past Regina] Why should Caesar become to stomp around similar a giant, while the rest of us try non to get smushed under his big feet? What'southward then keen nearly Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Considering that's not what Rome is about. We should totally but *stab* Caesar!
Cady: [Voiceover] Gretchen Wieners had cracked.
Regina George: 120 calories and 48 calories from fat. What percent is that?
Gretchen: Uh, 48 into 120?
Regina George: I'yard but eating foods with less than 30 pct calories from fat.
Cady: It's 40 percent. Well 48 over 120 equals X over 100 and so you cross multiply and go the value of X.
Regina George: Whatsoever, I'one thousand getting cheese chips.
Mr. Duvall: Well, I merely wanted to let everyone know that nosotros have a new student joining us. She just moved hither all the way from Africa.
Ms. Norbury: [to blackness Michigan girl] Welcome!
Michigan Girl: [offended] I'thou from Michigan!
Ms. Norbury: Great!
Trang Pak: [in Vietnamese to a 2nd Vietnamese student] Nigga, please!
[reading a printed folio from the Burn Book]
Damian: Janis Ian - Dyke.
Janis: Oh, that's original.
[reading well-nigh himself]
Damian: "Besides gay to function?"
Janis: Hey, that's merely ok when I say information technology.
Janis: Oh, I love seeing teachers exterior of school. It's similar seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.
Cady: [voiceover] I know it may look like I was existence like a bitch, simply that's merely because I was interim similar a bitch.
[repeated line]
Gretchen: That was so fetch!
Cady: [voiceover] The weird matter well-nigh hanging out with Regina was that I could hate her, and at the same time, I still wanted her to similar me.
Regina: [to Cady] Okay... you take actually good eyebrows.
Cady: Thanks.
Regina: [pushing Gretchen] Move.
Gretchen: Ooh.
Cady: [voiceover] Same with Gretchen: the meaner Regina was to her, the more Gretchen tried to win Regina dorsum. She knew it was meliorate to be in the plastics, hating life, than to non exist in at all. Because being with the plastics was like being famous... people looked at yous all the time and everybody but knew stuff about you.
Girl: That knew girl moved hither from Africa.
Bethany Byrd: I saw Cady Heron wearing regular army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops.
Jason: That Cady girl is hot... she might fifty-fifty exist hotter than Regina George.
Mr. Duvall: I hear Regina George is dating Aaron Samuels again. The 2 were seen canoodling at Chris Isen'south halloween party... they've been inseparable ever since.
Cady: Wow. Your house is really nice.
Regina: I know, right?
Gretchen: Make sure you check out her mom's boob job. They're hard every bit rocks.
Janis: There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who come across evil stuff being washed and don't try to stop it
Damian: She doesn't fifty-fifty get here!
Ms. Norbury: [to Cady] I know having a boyfriend might seem like the only thing important to yous right at present, but you don't have to impaired yourself down in order for a guy to similar you.
Gretchen: [Talking to Cady] And yous can only wear your hair in a ponytail one time a week, so I gauge you lot chose today.
Regina: I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, merely she'due south my friend... so, just promise me you won't make fun of her!
Gretchen: Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism.
Cady: Grool... I meant to say absurd and so I started to say great.
Cady: Everyone in Africa knows Swedish
Cady: [afterward seeing Regina in mirror] Regina, wow, yous look really cute.
Regina: I'm wearing a spinal halo.
Cady: Wait, I'1000 really sad well-nigh the bus. I feel like it's all my mistake.
Regina: Stopping making this about y'all. I'm the 1 that got hit by the jitney.
Cady: I'grand actually pitiful nigh all the other stuff too.
Regina: Okay, I'm going to forgive yous because I'm a very Zen person... and I'm on a lot of pain medication correct now.
Cady: [Cady smiles]
Regina: You know Aaron actually does like y'all. He's always talking about how unusual you are and it really pissed me off. Like this once, I got this really expensive doll house from Federal republic of germany, but I never played with it. And so my mom wanted to give it to my cousin. But even though I didn't want it...
Cady: Y'all begged your mom to permit you go on it?
Regina: No. I threw information technology down the stairs.
[they giggle]
Regina: I didn't want anyone else to have it. But that's only me.
Mrs. George: Regina! There about to announce the queen.
[sees Cady]
Mrs. George: Hello.
Regina: Can y'all believe my f-ing mom is here?
Regina: [they giggle]
Regina: Bye.
[waves]
Cady: [about Regina] I have this theory, that if you lot cutting off all her pilus she'd look like a British human being.
[after learning Cady is home-schooled]
Regina: But you're, like, really pretty.
Cady: Give thanks y'all.
Regina: So y'all agree?
Cady: What?
Regina: You think you lot're actually pretty?
Cady: Oh... I don't know
Cady: I think I'yard joining the Mathletes.
Regina,Gretchen,Karen: No! No, no!
Regina: Yous cannot do that. That is social suicide. *Damn*! You are so lucky yous accept us to guide you.
Cady: Hey!... Are we still in a fight?
Janis: You still an asshole?
Cady: No. I don't call up then.
Ms. Norbury: Y'all nervous?
Cady: Yes.
Ms. Norbury: Don't exist. You can practise this. There's nothing to break your focus, because not one of those Marymount boys is cute.
Gretchen: Well, I hateful you wouldn't buy a skirt without request your friends first if it looks good on y'all.
Cady: I wouldn't?
Gretchen: Right. Oh, and it's the same with guys. Like, y'all may think you similar someone, simply you could be wrong.
Cady: What practise we fifty-fifty talk near?
Janis: [shrugs shoulders] Hair products!
Damian: [interrupts] Ashton Kutcher.
Cady: Is that a band?
Regina: We do not have a clique problem at this school.
Gretchen: But you do take to watch out for "frenemies".
Regina: What are "frenemies"?
Gretchen: Frenemies are enemies who human activity like friends. We call them "frenemies".
Karen: Or "enemends".
Gretchen: Or friends who secretly hate yous, we call them "fraitors".
Regina: [rolls eyes] That is so gay.
Karen: [gasps] What if we called them "mean-em-aitors"?
Regina: [scoffs]
Gretchen: No, honey, it has to have the word "friend" in information technology.
Karen: Oh...
Jason: Is your muffin buttered?
Cady: What?
Jason: Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
Cady: My what?
Regina: Is he bothering you? Jason, why are you such a skeeze?
Jason: I'grand just beingness friendly.
Gretchen: [whispers] You were supposed to phone call me last night!
Regina: Jason, y'all practice not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then scam on some poor innocent daughter correct in forepart of u.s.a. three days later. She's not interested. Do you want to take sex with him?
Cady: No, thanks.
Regina: Good. So it'due south settled. So y'all tin become shave your back now. Good day, Jason.
Jason: [whispers] Bowwow...
[first lines]
Chip Heron: This is your luncheon, OK? I put a dollar in there so you lot can purchase some milk; you can ask one of the big kids where to exercise that.
Betsy Heron: Do you think your phone number? I wrote it down for you just in case. Put information technology in your pocket, I don't desire you to lose it. OK? You gear up?
Cady: I think so.
Cady: [voiceover] Ms. Norbury had united states of america write out apologies to people nosotros'd hurt in our lifes.
Michigan Girl: Alyssa, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bowwow. Information technology's not your fault yous're so gap-toothed.
Kevin Gnapoor: Look, I don't mean to injure your feelings, just I only date women of colour.
Cady: I have to pee.
Cady: [at a Mathletes competition] The limit does non exist!
Regina George: Information technology's called the S Beach Fat Affluent and all you drink is cranberry juice for 72 hours.
Aaron Samuels: Lemme come across that... this isn't even cranberry juice, it's cranberry juice cocktail. It'due south all carbohydrate.
Regina George: I wanna lose three pounds.
Karen: Oh my God, you lot're so skinny!
Regina George: Close up.
Cady: [voiceover] Oh, no. It was coming upward once more, word vomit... no, wait a minute...
Regina: What is this?
Cady: [voiceover] Actual vomit.
Bister D'Alessio: [reading from the burn book] Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!
Cady: [voiceover] In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for processed. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl tin can dress upwardly like a total slut and no other girls can say annihilation else well-nigh information technology.
Damian: [escorting Cady downward the hall] Picket out please! Fresh meat coming through!
Gretchen Wieners: And did you lot know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she's doing Sabbatum Prep only really she'south hooking up with Shane Oman in the projection room above the auditorium. And I never told anyone because... I was *such* a good friend.
Mrs. George: I'grand non a regular mom, I'thou a cool mom. Right, Regina?
Regina: Please stop talking.
Mrs. George: Hey, hey, hey. How are my best girlfriends?
Mr. Duvall: I just wanted to say that y'all're all winners. And that I couldn't be happier the school twelvemonth is ending.
Janis: Cady, yous gotta steal that book
Cady: No Way!
Janis: Come on! Nosotros could publish it and then everybody would run into what an ax-wound she really is!
Gretchen: Growing upwards female in this world is not easy. In China, baby girls are routinely put upwardly for adoption. And in parts of Africa, women are still made to alive in tents during the time of their menstruum.
Karen: Ew!
Gretchen: And even in fancy countries like the United States and England, vii out of ten girls take a negative body prototype.
Regina George: Who cares? Six of those girls are right!
Gretchen: Oh no, I tin can't say annihilation else until I have a parent or lawyer present.
Damian: My nanna takes her wig off when she is drunk.
Ms. Norbury: Your nanna and I have that in common.
Kevin Gnapoor: [rapping] Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me! From my grades, to my lines you can't touch Kevin Yard! I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard I'm like James Bail the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred - I'g Kevin Gnapoor! The K's silent when I sneak through your door. And brand love to your adult female on the bathroom floor. I don't play it similar Shaggy, y'all'll know it was me. Cause the next time you run into her she'll be like, OOH! KEVIN K!
[cut off]
Mr. Duvall: Thank you Kevin, that's enough!
Kevin Gnapoor: Happy holidays everybody!
Mr. Duvall: K.G. and the ability of 3!
Mr. Duvall: Miss Smith, why would Regina refer to herself as a ?fugly slut?
Janis: Wow, Damien, y'all've truly out-gayed yourself.
Cady: So, are you gonna ship any processed canes?
Regina: No. I don't ship them, I just become them. So you meliorate send me 1, byotch.
Cady: She took him back. Regina took Aaron back.
Janis: Oh, no, Cady...
Cady: Why would she do that?
Janis: 'Crusade she's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.
Cady: [describing Regina] She's not even that good looking if you really look at her.
Janis: I don't know, now that she's getting fatter she'due south got pretty big jugs.
Jason: Did you lot see nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!
Pupil: Yeah, that'due south truthful dude...
Bethany Byrd: [referring to Regina George] I time, she punched me in the confront. It was Awesome.
[watching 2 girls in a catfight]
Jason: Aye! Take your top off!
Regina: Do you lot know what people say almost you? They say you are homeschooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me. So don't try to act all innocent. You can have that fake amends and shove it straight upwardly your hairy fiddling...
[gets hitting by a schoolbus]
Cady: [Deleted scene] I couldn't apologize to Ms. Norbury without getting blamed for the whole Fire Book. And and then she said it, the worst affair you could hear from whatever adult.
Ms. Norbury: Your parents have been eaten by cannibals!
Cady: Okay, the 2d worst.
Ms. Norbury: I'yard actually disappointed in you, Cady.
Janis: We gotta fissure Gretchen Wieners. We crack Gretchen, and then we crack the lock on Regina's whole muddied history.
Damian: Say crack once again.
Janis: Scissure.
Gretchen Wieners: I call back tonight might be the night with Jason.
Karen: What are y'all talking nigh? Yous've already slept with him
Gretchen Wieners: [pauses] Yeah but this evening's night i like it.
Karen: [thinks she flashed over] Oh my god, she's so annoying.
Gretchen: Who is?
Karen: Who's this?
Gretchen: Gretchen...
Karen: Right... hold on.
[Karen flashes over]
Karen: Oh my god, she'due south so annoying.
Kevin Gnapoor: Cady, this is your dark. Don't let the hataz cease you from doin' ya thang!
Cady: Did you merely say "thang"?
Damian: Good news, they didn't become run over... Bad news, they're withal flat.
Regina George: Why exercise you habiliment your hair similar that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will y'all please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?
Cady: Halloween is the i nighttime a yr when girls can dress similar a total slut and no other girls can say anything about information technology.
Girl in wheelchair: I don't detest you considering you're fatty. You're fat because I hate you.
Regina: Can I just say that we don't accept a clique trouble at this school? And some of united states shouldn't have to take this workshop because some of us are just victims in this state of affairs.
Ms. Norbury: That's probably true. How many of y'all have ever felt personally victimized by Regina George?
[everybody in the room raises their paw]
Ms. Norbury: Practiced.
Damian: She'due south fabulous, but she's evil.
Regina: I gave him everything... I was one-half a virgin when I met him!
Cady: And they have this book, this "Burn down Book" where they write mean things about girls in our form.
Janis: Well what does information technology say about me?
Cady: You're non in information technology.
Janis: Those bitches.
Regina: [On the telephone] I know your hush-hush.
Cady: [to herself] Oh god, busted! Just start apologizing and crying. No, play it cool.
[to Regina]
Cady: Surreptitious? What are yous proverb well-nigh?
Regina: Gretchen told me you like Aaron Samuels. I mean, I don't care, do whatever y'all desire, but lemme but tell you something most Aaron, all he cares nearly is school and his mom and his friends.
Cady: Is that bad?
Regina: Merely if you lot like him, whatever. I mean I could talk to him for you if you want.
Cady: Really? Yous would do that? I mean zippo embarassing though, right?
Regina: Oh no, trust me, I know exactly how to play it. But wait, aren't you *then* mad at Gretchen for telling me? Because if you are you tin can tell me, it was a really bitchy affair for her to exercise.
Cady: Yeah, it was pretty bitchy, but I'm non mad, I mean I guess she just likes the attention.
Regina: Encounter, Gretch? I told you lot she'south non mad at you lot!
Gretchen: [Suddenly appears in the same phone chat] I can't believe you lot think I like attending!
Regina: [to both Cady and Gretchen] Ok, honey you lot, run into y'all tomorrow!
Regina: [Cady and the Plastics are getting into their offset positions for Jingle Bell Stone] Uh, Gretchen? Switch sides with Cady.
Gretchen: But I'm ever on your left!
Regina: Well, that was when nosotros were 3 of us, and now the tallest go in the middle.
Gretchen: Only the whole trip the light fantastic will be backwards! I'yard always on your left!
Regina: And right at present, you're getting on my concluding nerve! Switch!
[Gretchen reluctantly swaps sides with Cady in the positions]
Gretchen: I hateful no offense, but how could she send you a candy cane? She doesn't even like you lot that much. Maybe she feels weird around me because I'1000 the simply person who knows near her nose job. Oh my god, pretend you didn't hear that.
[afterward Regina got hit past a motorbus]
Cady Heron: [voiceover] And that'due south how Regina George died. No, I'yard totally kidding. But she did get hurt. Some girls say they saw her caput go all the way effectually. But that'southward but a rumor. Some people swear they saw me Push her in front of the jitney. That was an fifty-fifty worse rumor.
Aaron Samuels: [to Cady] Hey. I didn't recall you'd brand it.
[gives her a souvenir certificates]
Aaron Samuels: On behalf of the senior class, I'd similar to present yous with two souvenir certificates...
Janis: [snatches 1] Cheers sucker.
Damian: Yo, peace.
Aaron Samuels: I gift certificate to the Walker Brothers Pancake House.
Cady: Cheers.
[they started dancing]
Aaron Samuels: Congratulations on winning land.
Cady: I was so nervous. They made us exercise limits. I thought I was gonna bung.
Aaron Samuels: How's your tummy now?
Cady: It's fine.
Aaron Samuels: Do you lot feel nauseous at all?
Cady: No.
Aaron Samuels: Have yous been drinking?
Cady: [chuckles] No.
Aaron Samuels: Okay. Grool.
[they osculation]
Cady: Halloween is the one night of the year when you can wearing apparel like a slut and no other girls tin say anything almost it.
Cady: Hello, I don't know if anyone told you about me, I'chiliad a new pupil here, my name is Cady Heron.
Kristen Hadley: Talk to me again and I'll boot your ass!
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